How do clowns fit into small cars

I really like Purd Werfect s suggestion. In fact, a clown car is fully functional. The driver sits on a milk crate. Probably not entirely inaccurate. Clowns traditionally wear pretty baggy clothes, which makes them look bigger, but in the car all that bagginess is going to be squished down.

I used to take my daughter to this small circus that wintered in our town. There was one ring, the ticket taker was also the acrobat, the lion tamer had one lion - that sort of tiny. For the clown act, they drove into the ring in a VW bug and clown after clown kept coming out of the car. Between the Numbers. Sox whistleblower protections again interpreted narrowly.

May I am sure everyone has seen this before — a lot of clowns coming out of a really small car. It is the oldest and most requested clown gag ever. However, there is no trick to the clown-car gag. So how do they fit all these clowns in such small cars. All of the interior is removed, including the door panels, headliners, and interior barrier to the trunk.

The driver usually sits on a milk crate. The springs of the car are improved so the car does not sag. Handles are installed to help the clowns maneuver in the small space. Each clown takes up approximately 3 cubic feet of space. A completely bare clown car probably has about cubic feet of total space for clowns. So about 40 clowns should be able to fit in a clown car. Not only must the clown car dispense clowns, it must also disgorge props such as expandable luggage, beach balls, and two-person giraffe outfits with spring-loaded necks.

These props cut into the space available for clowns. How many clowns X that can be stuffed into any Clown Car CC therefore can be expressed in this simple equation:. Throw those in, and the equation grows in its usefulness, elegance, and mathematical subtlety. New Cars. Buyer's Guide.